On Jews being 'Intelligent'
I was talking to an acquaintance of mine when he remarked, "You're a Jew." When i asked why, he said, "You're smart! You're like a Jew!". 'No', said I. I'm being Indian in being smart. The Jews just made their intelligence relevant to the modern-western world, whilst the Indians are too busy aping the west and playing monkey to their organ-grinding-cum-wanking to realise that they could be as smart, or actually, smarter than the bulk of the Jews themselves. Of course i didn't say all of that to him as he probably wouldn't have gotten it. So i just said, 'no dei' (an indian term of address between friends....but deemed rude if used on strangers) "i'm indian, ergo smart". Again, i didn't use the word 'ergo' as he wouldn't get it. So it was "i'm indian therefore smart". He, however, insisted that i was a 'Jew'. The idiots in this country tend to think that insisting your